Some time ago, there was a total dick of a team supervisor that was going to travel to HQ and be interviewed to be made a director. Before he left he gathered up the contractors on his team and divided his work among them to manage while he was gone.
His regular full-time staff wrote a letter that they faxed ahead of their boss. The letter said they hated him and asked HQ not to make him a director. Nonetheless, he was promoted.
When he returned he asked each of the contractors what they accomplished while he was gone. This one guy did a whole crapload of work, and the director gave him a big bonus. This other guy did a decent amount of work and received a fair bonus. But then there was this third guy that didn't do squat.
"I didn't do any of your work because you're a douchebag," the third guy said.
"What? That was stupid. You're fired, and this first guy gets your last paycheck," shouted the director.
The other contractors objected. "He already has the biggest bonus!"
"That's the way it works," said the director. "Now gather up the employees that wrote that letter about me and kill them."
The contractor in the break room looked doubtful. "Seriously? He tried to have his staff killed? What happened next?"
Dude shrugged. "I dunno. My burrito is done, microwave's yours. Have a good one."
His regular full-time staff wrote a letter that they faxed ahead of their boss. The letter said they hated him and asked HQ not to make him a director. Nonetheless, he was promoted.
When he returned he asked each of the contractors what they accomplished while he was gone. This one guy did a whole crapload of work, and the director gave him a big bonus. This other guy did a decent amount of work and received a fair bonus. But then there was this third guy that didn't do squat.
"I didn't do any of your work because you're a douchebag," the third guy said.
"What? That was stupid. You're fired, and this first guy gets your last paycheck," shouted the director.
The other contractors objected. "He already has the biggest bonus!"
"That's the way it works," said the director. "Now gather up the employees that wrote that letter about me and kill them."
The contractor in the break room looked doubtful. "Seriously? He tried to have his staff killed? What happened next?"
Dude shrugged. "I dunno. My burrito is done, microwave's yours. Have a good one."
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